Noted cat lady Taylor Swift cannot successfully interact with dogs, even though they are the official mascots of friendship -- something Swift claims to care deeply about.
The singer posted a video of herself lounging poolside rejecting the affection of a series of pups, who, admittedly, are disrespectful of the singer's personal space.
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Dog struggles. A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Sep 20, 2015 at 10:43am PDT
Swift has rarely been seen with dogs, but this incident of canine cuddles is not entirely unprecedented. Swift was likely contractually obligated to hang out with the Target dog when she worked with the company and schmoozed with Marnie the Dog.
Note the blank space between TayTay's lips and Bullseye, the Bull Terrier.
No squad of supermodels can compare to a pack of dogs, Taylor. Please rethink your stance on pups.
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