Former British Prime Minster Tony Blair released a joyless, soul-sucking holiday card Monday, to wish everyone a season filled with death, destruction and general sorrow.
Blair's unsettling Christmas card, showcasing an empty gaze and toothy-grin, hit the Internet hard, inspiring the Twitter hashtag #ThingsLessUncomfortableThanTonyBlairsChristmasCard.
I like how Tony Blair's Christmas card is really nice and definitely not terrifying/the stuff of nightmares: pic.twitter.com/9TXQccicZE
— Marie Le Grinch (@youngvulgarian) December 1, 2014
Blair, you should really consider hiring the Kardashian's art director for your next holiday photo shoot -- surely you could use the Photoshop help.
Their Christmas card suggests that Cherie Blair's been dead for weeks and Tony's straining from the effort of holding up her embalmed body
— nash jenkins (@pnashjenkins) December 1, 2014
Is it just me or does Tony Blair resemble The Demon Headmaster in his new 2014 Christmas Card? pic.twitter.com/lZSwimZPcL
— Lucy Wood (@IamLucyWood) December 1, 2014
Seems Tony Blair has been taking lessons from Chandler Bing on how to smile for a Christmas card. pic.twitter.com/34ZuKqewuo
— Scott Carruthers (@Scotty_McTweety) December 1, 2014
Blair christmas card #CameronMustGo #tonyblair pic.twitter.com/FRQLzUddI0
— Mark The Vicar™ (@MarkCollyerReal) December 1, 2014
The strange thing about Tony Blair's Christmas card is how the teeth seem to follow you round the room. pic.twitter.com/UXUL2pAY5u
— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) December 1, 2014
If you close your eyes and say Tony Blair in the mirror 3 times. He appears right behind you #tonyblairchristmascard pic.twitter.com/BNf1lGH87W
— Shimon (@Shimonycricket) December 1, 2014