Please enjoy a wide selection of riffs on Keanu Reeves's name

"Keanu Reeves as a poltergeist: Keanu Peeves."
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Please enjoy a wide selection of riffs on Keanu Reeves's name
"Keanu Reeves straining pasta: Keanu Sieves." Credit: Emma McIntyre / Getty Images for Netflix

Twitter is a bad place to do a lot of things, like "have a nice conversation" and "not get harassed." But it remains a good place to make corny jokes, especially if they are about Keanu Reeves.

In the past few days, people have started tweeting out all kinds of riffs on Keanu's name, which is easy to do because "Reeves" rhymes (and almost rhymes) with a lot of words. It's the latest meme to arise from his well-deserved resurgence in internet culture, and it probably won't be the last. The "Keanu walking to music" meme is really hard to beat, though.

Anyway, here are a bunch of Keanu Reeves jokes. Enjoy them!

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Chloe was the shopping editor at Mashable. She was also previously a culture reporter. You can follow her on Twitter at @chloebryan.

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