Lucky couple received some great NSFW marriage advice on their anniversary

Not your mother's wedding advice.
Lucky couple received some great NSFW marriage advice on their anniversary
Let's hope grandma didn't write this one. Credit: Shutterstock / IVASHstudio

Tired of the same old, boring tips for having a happy marriage? Well, here's one you probably haven't heard.

Reddit user limendacoconut shared a photo of a jar containing slips of advice given to them by guests at their wedding three years ago. Every year on their anniversary, they take one out and read it, and this year's piece of advice was a little more salacious than they anticipated.

The paper reads, "Never stop giving head to each other."

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And yes, there's no doubt that 10 out of 10 marriage counselors would agree.

Other Reddit users wondered what previous advice the happy couple had received, but sadly the other wedding guests have so far been a bit more run of the mill.

Good for them for dutifully following the guidance of their friends any family. We can only hope next year's advice is equally as... creative.

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