There's something a little off about this Ryan Gosling wax figure

Madame Tussauds in Berlin unveiled a new wax figure of Ryan Gosling on Monday. In keeping with Madame Tussauds tradition, it looks just like Ryan Gosling.

And somehow, simultaneously, it does not.

There is something awry here. Something sinister. And it's not just Wax Gosling's extremely boring outfit.

BERLIN, GERMANY - JANUARY 23: Ryan Gosling wax figure during the Ryan Gosling Wax Figure Unveiling At Madame Tussauds on January 23, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. Credit: TriStar Media/Getty Images

Perhaps it's the eyes. They're a bit close together. Perhaps the arms: those shiny, shiny arms. And perhaps -- in the midst of La La Land's long awards season -- we are simply disturbed by the fact that Wax Gosling is not playing jazz.

BERLIN, GERMANY - JANUARY 23: Ryan Gosling wax figure during the Ryan Gosling Wax Figure Unveiling At Madame Tussauds on January 23, 2017 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Tristar Media/Getty Images) Credit: Tristar Media/Getty Images

We see through your charade, Wax Gosling. You may look like our boy, but you'll never cut a rug like he can.

Oh, that's not what anyone is saying? Cool. Great wax figure. Carry on.

[H/T: GQ]