T-Pain proves he's the ultimate 'Animal Crossing' husband
Sure, Elijah Wood might be the model Animal Crossing visitor, but T-Pain has proven himself to be your ideal Animal Crossing husband.
The world at large first learned of this monumental fact just a couple of days ago when the rapper and R&B singer tweeted about the generous stimulus package that he left for wife, Amber Najm.
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But there's much more to the story, as evidenced by this live stream of the two on Twitch just yesterday. In it, he enlisted fans to come to a house warming on Amber's brand new island. Speaking for everyone, commenter TonyDaddi wrote in the chat, "Just say the WORD WHAT U NEED MRS. PAIN."
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T-Pain, the best provider and hype man one could ever ask for, told fans to come bearing gifts or GTFO. And sure enough, Amber was showered with a stockpile so enormous that it puts every other desert island getaway package to shame.
Fans "made it rain" iron nuggets, a red kimono, various bugs, STAR FRAGMENTS (!!) — all made possible by the man best known for heavily auto-tuned tracks such as "Buy U a Drank."
On top of everything, T-Pain also ensured that the moose villager on Amber's island would think twice before asking his wife to "take a nap" together, requesting his "alpha team" go out and use bug-catching nets on the harassing villager. That moose will surely think twice before propositioning a married woman ever again.
T-Pain's Twitch channel and Twitter feed are both full of all kinds of other relatable Animal Crossing content, too.
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As someone who's pretty new to Animal Crossing himself, T-Pain was frustrated by the game's initially slow pace. Though, unlike the rest of us plebs just starting out, he has an army at the ready to turn him into a billionaire in no time.
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We demand the T-Pain x K.K. Slider collab the world deserves now, please!
Jess is an LA-based culture critic who covers intimacy in the digital age, from sex and relationship to weed and all media (tv, games, film, the web). Previously associate editor at Kill Screen, you can also find her words on Vice, The Atlantic, Rolling Stone, Vox, and others. She is a Brazilian-Swiss American immigrant with a love for all things weird and magical.
