You can buy a purse shaped like poop because that's the world we live in now
Here is a list of shapes that make sense for purses to assume:
Food
Adorable animals
A purse
You know what's not on that list? Poop.
And yet here we are, living in a world where you can buy a poop-shaped purse. The cross-body bag from ASOS was designed in collaboration with The Emoji Movie and includes a metal chain strap. There's a zipper enclosure across the top of the bag and a fabric lining inside.
If carrying around a purse that's shaped like dookie — albeit a smiling one — doesn't totally weird you out, then you can buy the bag here and get free shipping worldwide.
(And if you're wondering, there's only one color option: brown.)
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As Director of Special Projects, Nicole Cammorata helps guide Mashable's editorial innovations, licensing programs, and specialty series. Previously, she was the site's Executive Editor and its very first Shopping Editor before that. Nicole is also Mashable's resident gifting expert and gets a thrill out of helping readers find the perfect present. She received a B.S. in Journalism from Boston University and an MFA in fiction writing from The New School. She lives in Maine with her husband, their three young children, and a backyard full of flowers.
