Hermione and Beyoncé have a lot in common -- they're both perfectionists that no man, wizard or rapper/entrepreneur will ever truly deserve.
Now a Harry Potter fan has reimagined Lemonade track "Hold Up" from the perspective of Hermione detailing Ron's shortcomings.
"I don't want to lose my pride, but I'm gonna Crucio a bitch," Hermioncé threatens, wielding a wand instead of a hot sauce-branded baseball bat. Get in formation, witches.
