What do you peen? Everyone is freaking out at Justin Bieber's dick pic

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Tricia Gilbride
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Photos of Justin Bieber's penis are on the Internet now. Which means that photos of Justin Bieber's penis are the Internet.

The images of a nude Bieber lounging on a balcony appear to be from his vacation in Bora Bora, where he is currently vacationing with model Jayde Pierce. (Update: We now have comment from Justin Bieber's father.)

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Some people are concerned for their Twitter timelines. Others are concerned for Bieber, and have taken it upon themselves to use Photoshop to cover him up. Still others -- doubters -- have been converted into Beliebers. The eggplant emoji is being used liberally.

Don't worry bro I got you @justinbieber pic.twitter.com/3nLwjWDEFY— Luke Furnival (@itisfurny) October 7, 2015

Justin Bieber's mentions right now pic.twitter.com/TYfnsEZ8Qi— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) October 7, 2015

.@justinbieber, this could be us but you playin' #WhatDoYouPeen pic.twitter.com/0crhsuesVB— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) October 7, 2015

Let's take a second to remember that Bieber once rhymed "wiener" with "Selener" as a tribute to then-girlfriend Selena Gomez.

"Who leaked Justin bieber's nudes?" pic.twitter.com/mxJe167wKC— B (@thugfenty) October 7, 2015

Someone should tell Justin Bieber if you go to Nathan's it doesn't make you a hot dog. pic.twitter.com/Lr8tSypxDl— Jian DeLeon (@jiandeleon) October 7, 2015

His tan lines suggest that walking outside nude is not something he does with a terrible amount of frequency. He clearly prefers enjoying the outdoors in his Calvins.

Glacier dip in #iceland A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Sep 22, 2015 at 8:55am PDT


Now take a few minutes to look at photos of cute animals to make you forget what you just saw.

BONUS: Doug the Pug Recreates Justin Bieber Photos

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