America, this Scottish person wants you to stop eating eggs wrong

"Never f*cking test my patience like this again..."
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Sam Haysom
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America, this Scottish person wants you to stop eating eggs wrong
This is an egg cup. It holds your boiled egg so you can eat it with a spoon. Credit: Mito Images/REX/Shutterstock

The USA and the UK have a fair bit in common -- we both speak essentially the same language; we both like dogs and cats; we both enjoy eating pizza and watching TV.

When it comes to certain topics, though, there's a cultural gulf between our two fair nations twice the size of the ocean that separates us.

Today's topic of contention? Eggs.

Or, more specifically, egg cups.

On Sunday night, a Scottish video games programmer embarked on an impressively sweary rant about the fact people in America don't use egg cups (those little containers that you can use to hold a boiled egg while you eat it with a spoon).

Here's the full 18-tweet rant, in all its glory...

Your move, America.

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Sam Haysom

Sam Haysom is the Deputy UK Editor for Mashable. He covers entertainment and online culture, and writes horror fiction in his spare time.

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