Big Apple event inspires endless little dick jokes
Today's #AppleEvent brings together some of the brightest minds -- as well as the dumbest dick jokes -- in the world .
Apple VP Greg Joswiak announced the release of their new iPhone SE today. The new phone, Jowiak said, would be "most powerful four inches ever." It was an innocuous remark about an important technological innovation. But within seconds, it gave birth to an onslaught of tiny dick jokes.
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Not everyone was watching the #AppleEvent livestream, but Twitter was.
Say the word "inches" add the word "powerful" and most people will immediately think "dick."
Here's just a brief sample of Twitter's very highbrow humor:
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Happy 10th birthday, Twitter. A moment like this could not happen without you.
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Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
