Comedian trolls the internet by 'naming his son' fidget spinner

'I made sure to pick a one of a kind name.'

If you've heard about the internet rumor about the child named Fidget Spinner, don't be fooled.

Comedian Tim Savage trolled the internet using his alternate personality, Skweezy Jibbs.

Savage posted a selfie with a fake birth certificate on Skweezy's Facebook page.

According to Skweezy, he got a "RANDOM ASS CALL" from a woman claiming that she was in the middle of giving birth to his kid.

"SO I DROVE MY ASS UP 2 BAKERSFIELD AN SHE'S LIKE WILL U SIGN THA BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS THA FATHER AN I WAS LIKE SHIT ONLY IF I GET 2 NAME HIM AN SHE WAS LIKE OK FINE."

He wrote that he made sure to choose a "MAD SICK" name for his new baby, and thus, baby Fidgit Spinner was born.

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The post received over 23,000 shares and more than 15,000 comments.

Some weren't quite sure what to believe:

Others were quick to debunk his claims and laugh at the ridiculous fake story:

Skweezy had some strong words for his haters:

Point made.

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