Suspect shuts down detective's interview with parade of violent farts
Who needs lawyers when you can have severe intestinal distress?
24 year old Sean Sykes Jr. temporarily paused a police investigation in Kansas City this week with a little bit of gastrointestinal creativity. When asked for his address, Sykes Jr. allegedly let one rip, forcing the interview to end abruptly.
The detective reported that the suspect "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."
It didn't stop there. As the interview progressed, the suspect allegedly continued to cut the cheese multiple times. The detective ended the interview prematurely.
Sykes Jr. is under investigation for possession of a firearm and intent to sell cocaine.
Our intent is to repeat this technique every time we're at a meeting we'd like to see end early. Gas is mankind's greatest weapon.
Thanks for the lifehack, stranger.
Heather was the Web Trends reporter at Mashable NYC. Prior to joining Mashable, Heather wrote regularly for UPROXX and GOOD Magazine, was published in The Daily Dot and VICE, and had her work featured in Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mic, and Gawker. She loves small terrible dogs and responsible driving. Follow her on Twitter @wear_a_helmet.
