I wrote the traveling scenes in season 7 of 'Game of Thrones' because you people wanted them so bad

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With season 7's finale, the latest chapter of Game of Thrones is finally concluded and the long wait for its 8th and final season begins. It was an explosive finale (though not as explosive as last year's finale if you follow along) with plenty of major plot points checked off and one somewhat major character death.

This season was plagued with a lot of hindrances that seemed to let down a lot of fans. One major complaint was that the characters seemed to be able to travel instantly at will. A journey that would take a few episodes in previous seasons could now be completed in one scene and, as a result, it cheapened the moments it provided.

Well, fear not, my loyal GoT fans. I took it upon myself to write some of these travel scenes for you, since the show didn't bother. And now you can implant these scenes within the show's canon. Hopefully this will let you retroactively enjoy this season more. Enjoy!

1. Jon Snow and Jorah travel to Eastwatch before "Beyond the Wall"

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2. Tyrion travels to the Loot Train Battle in "Spoils of War"

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3. Jaime and Bronn walk back to King's Landing from the Loot Train Attack in "Eastwatch"

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4. The raven flying in "Beyond the Wall"

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5. Brienne and Pod travel from Winterfell to King's Landing in "Beyond the Wall"

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6. The Hound traveling to King's Landing from Eastwatch before "The Dragon and the Wolf"

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Tyler Schmall

Tyler Schmall is a humor writer based in NYC and a friend of yours. You can follow him on Twitter @tylerschmall where he has been known to post "tweets."

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