Latest From Tyler Schmall
Despite what he chooses to do in his personal life, I'll still be voting for Gormöth the Destroyer in the coming election
The Libs may try to shame you into voting for their party over ours, but do NOT let them.
I know there's a lot on your plate this year, so don't worry about all these robots we're making
It's a tough year! Do NOT look into this.
On the bright side, at least Trump has moved onto insulting American citizens instead of hostile dictators with nuclear weapons
Thank god that he is just saying he should have left a private citizen in a foreign prison out of spite.
I work for 'People' and I am unreasonably obsessed with Blake Shelton
It's time to accept the fact that Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive. I also think that blue jeans from 2010 with the thighs faded out are the best clothes.
Now's not the time to politicize the roving gangs of giant spiders slowly taking over America
It is premature to inject politics into the sudden, aggressive infestation of roving gangs of giant, 6-foot-tall spiders, the likes of which have never been witnessed by mankind in all of existence.
I’m the guy who runs the computer simulation of your life and, oh shit, I spilled my whole drink on it
I ruined your whole year with this and I am so sorry
A letter from the front lines of the 'Rick and Morty' McDonald's sauce war
As I sit and toil in the wick'd heat at the local McDonald’s waiting for my precious Ricky and Morty sauce, I find joy in the mem’ries of you.
I am a real human and I support Mark Zuckerberg for Human President of Earth's United States of America
Mark Zuckerberg, founder of the popular Faced Book is my choice, and the right choice, to be Human President of this great sub-realm of Earth
I think people should just stick to their profession, that is, unless they agree with me politically
I don’t know why I think this way and I won’t listen to why it’s wrong.
Pumpkin Spice Latte? Whatever happened to simple drinks, like my triple foam half-caf chocolateccino
I'll take my caffeine like my grandfather did, thank you very much: in the form a mocha double foam frap, carefully brewed with artisanal 100% arabica beans.
I'm God and I completely forgot that I was supposed to end the world today
Boy oh boy, do I feel like a friggin' DOOF!
6 huge award show mishaps that were as bad as Sean Spicer at the Emmys
Srælüükeø the Plague Demon presents the award for Best Cinematography and is met with polite applause.
You have to see this news station's ridiculous edit of a crime victim's statement
Wedon'tknowhowtoreact
5 tragedies throughout history that Obama really should've handled better
He really dropped the ball on these historic tragedies.
People are memeing the hell out of Taylor Swift's new album cover
You should have seen this coming.
Suspected car thief gets busted after pulling over to check out the eclipse
Foiled by science.
