I am a real human and I support Mark Zuckerberg for Human President of Earth's United States of America

Hello I support Normal Human Man Mark Zuckerberg to be Human President.

Mark Zuckerberg, founder of the popular Faced Book is my choice, and the right choice, to be Human President of this great sub-realm of Earth, known handsomely as the United States and America.

Hello I humanly choose to ignore rumors about Mark Zuckerberg being some sort of alien, whose status on Earth and imminent campaign are a strategic ploy by some sort of extra-terrestrial race, say like some Jupiter-dwelling species called the Zorlocks, a polymorphous species that can take any shape at will, to take over your planet of Earth from the inside.

That is not our intention.

I mean…that would not be this FICTIONAL alien species’ intention, I’m sure.

They certainly have not used the popular internet site Faced Book as a database of every human on Earth and have no intention to use the intel they gathered to harm you. Harm us, I mean...

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When I see Mark Zuckerberg use his normal human body to visit other humans and eat such human delicacies as toasted bread, it warms whichever organ of mine that is most responsible for human emotion.

Hello his platform of “sending humans to Jupiter to toil in its underground metallic hydrogen caves” is an honorable position, and once again, has nothing to do with some sort of Jupiter-dwelling alien species trying to take over your planet of Earth. Our planet of Earth.

Mark Zuckerberg is the most normal human to have ever ran for president of Earth’s United State. He breathes oxygen through his lungs, digests carbon, and the like. He speaks through the vibrations of his Vocal Cords very normally.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg (with Facebook's Public Policy Communications manager Andrew Noyes) about to speak to media after a meeting with MIT faculty on the MIT campus on November 7, 2011. (Photo by Rick Friedman/Corbis via Getty Images) Credit: Corbis via Getty Images

When I go to my career every day, all of my fellow humans at my career always communicate positively about Mark Zuckerberg. They say that Mork Zuckerberg is the great popular choice for president.

Despite evidence to the contrary, Malk Zuckerberg’s knees bend the correct normal way, and this is what qualifies him to be Earth president the most.

Hello Human Man Mork Zuckerberg would run for human president in Earth year 2020. Wouldn’t you be pleased to join me in vote in favor of him?

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