Watch these cute guinea pigs face off in an eating competition for the ages

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Elise Cooper
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Watch these cute guinea pigs face off in an eating competition for the ages
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How fast can a guinea pig eat a sprig of parsley, we hear you ask? Well, strap yourself in for a crazy ride that will shock and astound, because this proud guinea pig owner has arranged an eating competition for the ages.

Who will win the battle of supremacy between Custard and Pablo the guinea pigs and be crowned fastest parsley-eater?

While it would seem no great lengths were taken to ensure fairness in competition by guinea pig owner and YouTuber MM Ben (such as identical stem length and number of leaves) it has been decided that Custard, with his sharp teeth and nimble jaw, emerged from the competition as victor.

Congratulations, Custard! You truly are emperor of quick herb consumption.

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Elise Cooper

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