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Lovelorn peacock attempts to woo a disinterested ceramic yard swan

We hope they can stay friends.
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Kelly Diamond
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Lovelorn peacock attempts to woo a disinterested ceramic yard swan
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Mr. P is a feral male peacock who knows what he wants, and what he wants is a ceramic yard ornament shaped like a swan.

According to The Dodo, Mr. P arrived in a New Orleans neighborhood one day and decided to stay. No one knows where the colorful creature came from but they enjoy having a spunky, feathered neighbor.

While it appears that the swan sculpture is completely disinterested in Mr. P romantically -- the butt exposing might have been too bold -- we hope they can still be friends.

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Kelly Diamond

Kelly is a comedy writer who currently resides in New York City. If you have a dog, she wants to pet it. Follow her on Twitter @KellyDiamond_


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