10 Things That Weren't Exactly What You Thought

 By 
Annie Colbert
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10 Things That Weren't Exactly What You Thought

So, the college football world got Catfish'd by the Manti Te'o girlfriend hoax. If you too have suffered the experience of being epically duped, you're probably just relieved it didn't play out in front of everyone with a TV or computer (or tablet or smartphone or newspaper).

Either way, we'd like to help with 10 things, other than Manti Te'os girlfriend, that turned out to be a bit different from what you first thought.

So stop #Teoing for a second to peruse the list.

1. Subway's Footlong Sandwich

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 Image courtesy of Matt Corby

An inch of lies.

2. Lion Dog

More like King of the Suburbs.

3. Jeggings

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Wait, those aren't jeans?

4. 85% of Pinterest Pins

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The crafts -- they lie.

5. Pluto

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Nice try at slipping into the solar system, Pluto.

6. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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Fabio, how could you?

7. Grumpy Cat's Grumpiness

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She's actually a really sweet cat. Mashable Deputy Editor Chris Taylor found this out first paw -- err, hand.

8. Dickeys

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The look of a turtleneck without all the belly button sweat.

9. KFC Chicken

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Well, it tastes like chicken. (Sorry.)

10. Dallas, Season 9

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 Image courtesy of Warner Home Video

Spoiler alert: The entire thing was a dream.

Bonus Thing You Still Forget Is Real -- Narwhal

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BONUS GALLERY: #Teoing: Manti Te'o's Invisible Girlfriend Sparks New Photo Trend

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