This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
Pauline Spagnola from Plains Township, Pennsylvania, celebrated her 100th birthday on Tuesday and decided to share some infinite wisdom with the rest of the world.
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Spagnola told local news station WNEP that the secret to her long and happy life was "a lot of booze," and judging by how pumped she was at her party, we're inclined to believe her.