Supernatural returns with its ninth season on Tuesday, promising plenty of bloody battles and manly tears.
The show's overstock of demon-hunting tips aren't really practical -- though a Supernatural fan will always be able to loan you some extra salt -- but you can still learn a lot from the Winchesters.
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Because even though they laugh in the face of danger, they deal with enough everyday phobias to keep a psychiatrist busy for decades.
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