Romeo (of Romeo and Juliet) once asked, "What's in a name?"
Everything, buddy. Simply everything. A child's name sets the tone for her entire life -- if she'll be a rockstar or a scientist, an athlete or a farmer. Unfortunately, children born during the digital age have parents who have been a little too influenced by Internet culture.
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In this Sunday comic, our friends Nitrozac and Snaggy at The Joy of Tech show us why plugged-in parents should really stick to basics like "Matt" and "Mary" when it comes to naming kids.
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