Did you ever wish that Mad Men was set in the '80s? Me neither, but The Onion writer John McNamee presents a compelling case for such a scenario with 80's Don Draper, which features everybody's favorite advertising antihero musing about the age of Cosby sweaters.
Some of Don's greatest hits so far:
Who's the Boss? The customer.— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 28, 2013
People don't want to avoid the Noid. They want to be him.— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 24, 2013
Come back to me when you know why I should care about these bears.— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 25, 2013
Customers who demand excellence will always choose Smurfs over Snorks.— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 26, 2013
They're not A Team. They're THE Team.— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) April 27, 2013
People want a dance that makes them feel safe. They'll do anything for it, even leave their friends behind.— 80's Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) May 2, 2013