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"It's not you it's me. I just need some space to work on myself. It's really just the timing. You deserve someone better."
Puh-lease. Those breakup lines aren't foolin' anyone. We've all heard 'em, we've all used 'em. It's time the dating world was injected with some creativity, some wit and, for goodness sakes, some honesty.
Enter an 8th grader mature beyond his years. He knows when a gal this needy is barking up his tree, he's got to tell her to love it or leave it. Because he's got his priorities straight -- fried chicken over girls any day.
The note was found on the floor of an eighth grade classroom and posted by the teacher's friend on Reddit (lisabethlynn). So if you need a quick way to drop that stage-5-clinger before Valentine's Day, just take a page from this kid's book.