Drinks in pouches, backwards hats, transdimensional amalgamous nightmare beasts with acidic saliva -- three things as synonymous with '90s merchandising as Garfield or the Power Rangers.
At least according to this parody video by RocketJump, that is. The video, titled "Every '90s Commercial Ever," is half Terminator 2, half "Too Many Cooks" and fully disturbing. Following the tried-and-true Internet horror-comedy formula, it starts out innocent and rapidly devolves into chaos.