Jay-Z's Got 99 Problems, Including a Zombie Bite

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Laura Vitto
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Jay-Z's Got 99 Problems, Including a Zombie Bite

It's a well known fact that Jay-Z's got a few problems -- 99 to be exact. But as an enormously successful rapper and, perhaps more importantly, Beyoncé's husband, it's hard to imagine what those "problems" might be.

In his new Tumblr, 99 Problems, illustrator Ali Graham imagines some of Hova's day-to-day challenges. Ranging from minor inconveniences, like searching for a word to rhyme with "orange," to more pressing problems, like a newfound lust for brains, Graham imagines that the multi-millionaire has a lot on his plate.

Because, as he writes in the blog, "Even world-famous rappers have problems."

Check out some of Jay's choice dilemmas, and follow 99 Problems on Twitter for daily illustrations.

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