"Hello," said Adele, holding her tear-soaked flip phone.
"What's up, girl? Still on the other side?" asked Emma Stone in her signature husky voice. "Or you around to grab burritos? I just invited J. Law too, because she won't shut up about The Hunger Games. I think she could use a good meal."
"I'm in New York, love! Let's meet," said Adele. "I'm selling 3 million albums this week, so we don't have to go to our usual Chipotle. Unless you want to, of course. We're all just such normal, relatable girls."
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At least, that's how we assume Adele, Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence made plans to dine at Cosme, an upscale Mexican restaurant in the Flatiron District of New York City, on the evening of November 23.
If you didn't get the invite, it probably wasn't personal -- they totally want to gab with you at some future date.
Adele wore Converse and probably listened very intently as Stone and Lawrence discussed their love lives -- Adele truly has A-List breakup BFF services.
J Law's on-again, off-again relationship with Coldplay's Chris Martin seems off-again, while amazing spider couple Stone and Andrew Garfield have reportedly called it quits after several years and one franchise.
On November 20, Lawrence and her Hunger Games co-stars Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson were also spotted leaving the Waverly Inn after dinner with Adele -- so maybe this is truly the beginning of something beautiful.
It is unclear if Amy Schumer FaceTimed into either dinner to pitch ideas for buddy comedies.