Sometime around age 14, it becomes a little weird for you to go trick-or-treating.
Then there's a few awkward years before you realize Halloween is simply an excuse to get drunk and have a party, before you ultimately long for the ability to trick-or-treat once again. But let's be honest, unless you have a kid chaperone, that's just not going to happen.
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So we propose an all-adult Halloween, in which the treats dished out consist of grown-up products that no one actually wants to spend their hard-earned cash on, like paper towels and Pyrex tupperware.
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