Amy Schumer may not be down for committing to a full season of The Bachelorette, but she's still clearly invested in the franchise.
She tweets frequently about the dating series and its sister shows; she appeared on a Bachelorette episode back in May; and on Monday night, she surprised newly crowned Bachelor Ben Higgins by calling in to ABC's Bachelor in Paradise aftershow and asking if he'd like to have phone sex with her. On the air.
First, though, Schumer tried to convince Ben not to sell his soul to her favorite reality series, telling him, "Don't do it!" Then she took a few moments to shade Joe Bailey, the bad-boy villain of this season of Bachelor in Paradise: "As someone who has met Joe, he is like, dead-eyed, and is crazy, and I think it’s crazy nobody mentioned his new haircut."
Then came Schumer's kicker: "Ben, I am so excited for you. I hope you find love. Do you want to have phone sex right now?"
Unfortunately for all of us -- but fortunately for ABC's censors, who must've been regretting not screening Schumer's call -- Higgins declined.