There comes a time in everyone's life when you need some advice. Everyone could all use a little help now and then, but you're definitely not willing to admit it.
Fortunately, the trusty, vague "friend" is a crutch with no shortage of problems to fix. Just like when you were a child, your imaginary pal is there for you to heap all your embarrassing issues without a single complaint. You may be insecure or in serious trouble, but your partner in crime is the real mess ... right?
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These Twitter users aren't fooling anyone. Some problems are just a little too specific to point the blame at a messy friend.