Dating in the 21st century is akin to getting stabbed in the eye with a fork. Nails on a chalkboard, a rusty cheese-grater on your face, ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife (hat tip, Alanis Morissette) -- it's uncomfortable, painful and downright ironic.
Nobody gets your dating woes more than Aziz Ansari. The comedian went on Conan and talked about the pain of being a single person in the age of texting.
"It's pretty much, a lot of times like you're a secretary for a really shoddy organization, scheduling the dumbest sh*t, with the flakiest people ever," Ansari said.
But really, there's nothing LOL about this. We're all going to end up alone, forever.
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