Self-defense has never been so cute.
In a video uploaded to YouTube last week, two tykes barely old enough to use a sippy cup duke it out in a baby judo competition. At such a young age, the moves involve less Chuck Norris-style sparring and more gentle nudging until one of them falls down.
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It's a tough match to call -- if you bow so forcefully that you knock yourself over, does that count as a point for you or your opponent? Regardless, they'll both win your heart. Watch it go down, above.
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