These UK April Fools' jokes are so bad they're almost good

These UK April Fools' jokes are so bad they're almost good
April Fools' Day is traditionally a day for brands to post lame jokes on Twitter. Credit: Cultura RM/C. Camarena/Getty Images

What exactly is it that makes an April Fools' joke so bad? Is it when it's unbelievable, unimaginative, or just not funny?

Maybe it's a combination.

In other news, here are some we've seen today in the UK.

Tesco's bouncing supermarket aisles

Bouncy aisles were developed with #TOWIE's @lucy_meck. She'll also be passing on her Tumble skills to our colleagues! pic.twitter.com/1VoQh9w3Hq— Tesco (@Tesco) April 1, 2015

Santander's cycle-thru banking

Coming soon to a London street near you? Santander announces plans for first Cycle-Thru branch #SantanderCycles pic.twitter.com/odIxr7Eftd— Santander UK (@santanderuk) April 1, 2015

Pieminster's pie candles...

...which already exist.

Pieminister sets the world on fire with a new range of pie-scented candles for the home http://t.co/GdpQKUpmNG pic.twitter.com/L7TjmrxSzb— pieminister (@pieminister) April 1, 2015

Fitness First's pet fitness classes

We are excited to announce the launch of #PetFreestyle today! Available at selected clubs only. pic.twitter.com/FN9IqWg5nN— Fitness First UK (@FitnessFirstUK) April 1, 2015

Pot Noodle's air freshener

Wheelie good news. Our car air freshener is about to hit the roads! pic.twitter.com/vplAz1wq5L— Pot Noodle (@Pot_Noodle) April 1, 2015

This

Ginsters launch new Essex "chicken and chardonnay' pasty with edible jazzles #AprilFools pic.twitter.com/u78KY3D2BA— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) April 1, 2015

Fiat's flavoured 500

They actually paid to have it promoted.

*Drum roll* We’ve teamed up with @JellyBellyUK to bring you the first ever flavoured #500. #Flavoured500 pic.twitter.com/0wwbdALXCM— FIAT UK (@FIAT_UK) March 31, 2015

Groupon's Bark Like A Dog course

Dogs with owners who #BarkLikeADog are 62% happier than dogs with non-communicative owners → http://t.co/9cIOci3FpH pic.twitter.com/uSizdaP2EF— Groupon UK (@Groupon_UK) April 1, 2015

Hailo's piggyback app

Hailo launches 'piggyback' feature to help city dwellers get around more easily #AprilFools pic.twitter.com/8GKn9I30ny— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) April 1, 2015

Domino's robot driver

This one's not bad, but how much effort for one gag?

The #DomiNoDriver spotted out and about delivering Greatness on-the-go! Visit http://t.co/TdlR2vKVK8. https://t.co/e4mJA2QDWZ— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) April 1, 2015

Pizza Hut's scratch-and-sniff menu

Introducing the Pizza Hut #ScratchAndSniff menu... https://t.co/0DJORLrOL4— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) April 1, 2015

Carlsberg's drone deliveries

@CarlsbergUK Can you deliver other Beers as Carlsberg is revolting?— A Drake [z0la25™]CFC (@AllisterDrake) April 1, 2015

The BBC's job app

We're hiring! Application details to follow. pic.twitter.com/aLKUVWoUjt— BBC Two (@BBCTwo) April 1, 2015

All the Jeremy Clarkson LOLs

Jeremy Clarkson to become 'special advisor on transport' to David Cameron http://t.co/EhB6ASjxza pic.twitter.com/lNs8kotlND— The Independent (@Independent) April 1, 2015

Clarkson tells @Guardian his shock fossil fuel conversion like "ramming on the brakes on the autobahn to Damascus" http://t.co/ZgZt3dYU3h— Stuart Millar (@stuartmillar159) April 1, 2015

News: Jeremy Clarkson to record hip hop album. http://t.co/qb7XZU18kz pic.twitter.com/i3uRbkzImW— CLASH (@clash_music) April 1, 2015

Gumtree's gum tea

Extra points for the tired Lionel Richie reference and the laughing-at-your-own-joke exclamation mark.

Hello, is it GumTea you're looking for! https://t.co/MR1etdDtsj— Gumtree.com (@Gumtree) April 1, 2015

Walkers' self-seasoning crisps

We are excited to announce something that will revolutionise Walkers forever: our new self-seasoning potatoes! pic.twitter.com/jFoYGzGByZ— Walkers Crisps (@walkers_crisps) April 1, 2015

Of course there were a couple of good ones too.

So many people are falling for this :D #AprilFools pic.twitter.com/kUo6o7obYw— Dr Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) April 1, 2015

Delighted to announce the new comments paywall on @thejournal_ie Details here: http://t.co/hNMGXiI4jk pic.twitter.com/6G0EgSkShe— TheJournal.ie (@thejournal_ie) April 1, 2015

Literally, a couple.

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