Now that the Internet's collective tears have dried following the Beyonce Lip-Syncing Debacle of 2013, let's make way for the parodies.
Watch Queen B soothe you with her dulcet tones, and inspire you with the lyrics, "My dog, you can't see him. Put your mouth next to me. All night, I scratched your pig."
Created by the folks at Bad Lip Reading, the YouTube video parodies Beyonce's lip-syncing of "The Star Spangled Banner" at U.S. President Barack Obama's inauguration last week.
Check it out, above; then, tell us in the comments: Do you prefer the original or the parody?