If you thought Pizza Rat was the ultimate New York statement, you haven't met his arch nemesis: Bagel Pigeon.
Redditor connierubirosa posted the image of the fashionable bird late Sunday, dubbing it "the most New York photo I've ever taken."
The question here is not "Why is this pigeon wearing a bagel?" but "Why aren't we all wearing bagels around our neck to ease our morning food woes?"
Or, who knows, maybe this is just this pigeon's attempt at a last-minute Halloween costume.
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