LONDON – Anyone who's ever seen the Great British Bake Off will know it was only a matter of time before someone made a game like this.
In an attempt to highlight just how rammed full of innuendos everyone's favourite reality baking show really is, Laura Parker and Fiona Moseley have set up the wonderfully named Instagram account Bake Off or Jerk Off? – an interactive quiz which asks you to sort the GBBO quotes from the porn quotes.
"For a laugh, we used to Whatsapp each other quotes from the show when watching as they always sounded really dodgy," Laura Parker explained to Mashable. "Things like, 'It has to be well greased' and 'Just going to slow it down so I don't cover everyone in it.' We found it really funny and thought others might too."
Parker said she and Moseley are on "innuendo alert" everywhere Wednesday. "Pretty much anything on GBBO can be turned into something filthy," she said. "As for the porn quotes, no comment."
The quiz works by showing two "click to reveal" options below each quote – you make your choice, and then you're taken to another account that tells you whether you're right or wrong. "We didn't want to have to build a site, so had to think of a creative way around this," said Parker. "It had to be something we could update regularly and reach people on their mobiles, whilst they're watching."
Here are some examples of the quotes featured.
Bake Off or Jerk Off? Tap to answer. #gbbo #boob #flan #baking # # #funny #cooking #food A photo posted by Bake Off or Jerk Off? (@bakeofforjerkoff) on Aug 26, 2015 at 7:29am PDT
Bake Off or Jerk Off? Tap to answer! #gbbo #foodporn #lemondrizzle #innuendo #bakeoff #bake # # # A photo posted by Bake Off or Jerk Off? (@bakeofforjerkoff) on Aug 26, 2015 at 7:34am PDT
Bake Off or Jerk Off? Tap to answer! #gbbo #food #funny #cream #whipped #bakeoff #foodporn #innuendo # # A photo posted by Bake Off or Jerk Off? (@bakeofforjerkoff) on Aug 26, 2015 at 7:33am PDT
When we asked Parker what she thought about GBBO's many, many innuendos, she responded that she'd "never seen a show that mentioned moist so many times."
"As the great Nigella [Lawson] taught us, baking can be a very sexy pastime," she said. "It gives a whole new meaning to food porn."