Apple's customary 5-minute videos explaining how each new device is a revolution are a big fat target for satirists, so it's no surprise that the iPad Mini video is getting the treatment.
Here, would-be Apple execs gush about the Mini with some reservations, like the fact that it doesn't have a Retina Display, or a fast processor. And, oh yeah, it will probably be old news in a few months.
"The iPad Mini is not the iPod Touch. I don't want that to sound confusing, even though they have the same processor," says Jony Ive stand-in 'Jony Five.' "They are different. The iPod Touch has Retina Display."