Your #NoFilter is no match for this relaxed traveler.
Instagram user BathrobeCrusader has been touring Europe since May 23, cloaked in a glorious blue bathrobe.
We spoke with the mysterious robe-trotter via email, where he responded to all of our questions in the third person. He is committed, he is cultured and he has no plans of stopping anytime soon.
"The Bathrobe Crusader bathrobe-crusades whenever he sees fit," he said. "He will often wear the bathrobe from dusk until dawn, but at times, he will take the bathrobe off to avoid the limelight." The crusader is currently exploring the French Riviera, after jaunts in London, Geneva, Versailles and Amsterdam.
When asked why he wears the bathrobe, the crusader simply responded, "He is the Bathrobe Crusader and the Bathrobe Crusader Bathrobe-crusades." Makes sense.
Either this guy is an extremely adept at Photoshop and we're just not seeing it -- or he's making the world a more connected place, one robed portrait at a time.