A Portland, Oregon legend known as the "Unipiper" decided to temporarily abandon his usual routine of playing the bagpipes on a unicycle dressed as Darth Vader in favor of a more up-to-date Star Wars costume.
In honor of May the 4th, a.k.a Star Wars Day, the Unipiper took to balancing on the soccer ball-style droid BB-8 while playing John Williams' famous Star Wars theme on a flaming bagpipe.
Because of course, J.J. Abrams -- if not George Lucas -- would have wanted it that way.