Pop chart diva. Queen Bee. Mother. Illuminati lizard-person. How could one human possibly do it all? They couldn't -- Beyoncé is an alien.
At least, according to the musical comedy group Summer & Eve she is. In a video for Above Average -- the first in a new series called "Summer & Eve Explain Things" -- the group explains that Beyoncé's body is made of alien diamonds and her day has 36 hours, among other things.