A tropical vacation isn't for everyone.
Summer is primetime for vacationing, which can lead to crowded beach, price influxes and worst of all --tourists.
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If the last thing you want from a vacation is sand in your car, an awkward tan line or the smell of rotting ocean wildlife filling your nose every time you step outside, leave your bikini at home and head to one of these vacation spots instead.