Bill Clinton may no longer hold the title of Commander-in-Chief, but his speech at the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday earned him a new moniker: Explainer-in-Chief.
The former POTUS spent nearly an hour on stage explaining point-by-point everything from the economy to education in a bid to convince Americans to vote for Barack Obama in November. At the end of his explain-a-thon, Twitter users couldn't help but hope that Clinton would take the time to shed a little light on life's other pressing mysteries.
1.I want Bill Clinton to explain the ending of Lost to me. #2012DNC— eric kwun (@geektrooper) September 6, 2012
2.UPDATE: Next, Bill Clinton will explain how to assemble an Ikea Flürskl.— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) September 6, 2012
3.Alright, that settles it. @mls needs to hire Bill Clinton to explain allocation money, player allocation, the salary cap, etc. #Bill4MLS— The Ginge (@GingeFC) September 6, 2012
4.To finish it off, Bill Clinton will now explain how Breaking Bad is going to end.— Lauren Bans (@LaurenBans) September 6, 2012
5.Can Bill Clinton explain the Bulls offseason moves to me?— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) September 6, 2012
6.Show I'd watch: "Bill Clinton Explains Stuff". Welfare reform, deficit reduction, quantum mechanics, the NHL lockout, Pitbull ... explain it— Scott Kennedy (@ScottTKennedy) September 6, 2012
7.I really enjoyed Bill Clinton explaining things to me. I'd love for him to record a dvd commentary of every single Game of Thrones episode.— Klassy P. Goldberg (@klassy) September 6, 2012
8. bill clinton left without explaining how to escape the dungeon without using the wizard's key :(— ryan lambert (@twolinepass) September 6, 2012
9.Can Bill Clinton explain why I lose a sock in the dryer?— Raphael De La Ghetto (@Ishouldbworking) September 6, 2012
10.Can we get Bill Clinton to explain eventual consistency now?— Karen Lopez (@datachick) September 6, 2012
BONUS: Bill Clinton's DNC Full Speech