What gift do you get a Russian president who has everything? A tribute to his glorious manspreading will have to do.
Wednesday marks Vladimir Putin's 63rd birthday, so it's time to celebrate all the remarkable and totally not diabolical things about him, as is customary on the anniversary of one's birth.
While it may be tough to pin down all the things we like about Putin -- there are just so many -- one thing is for certain, there's no other world leader who can manspread wider or further.
Here's to many more years of spreading your personal freedom on seats worldwide, Vlad.