It's nearly the most wonderful time of the year... if you love waking up at the crack of dawn, dragging your ass out of bed, and stumbling through the cold in order to fight tooth and nail with similarly sleep-deprived grumpuses over discounted electronics. And who doesn't love that?!
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Wait, you don't? No worries -- this collection of classics should get you in the right mood for soul-crushing, conspicuous consumption. Ain't capitalism grand?