There are a lot of ways couples can gross people out, like finishing each other's sentences and PDA. And then there's going as a black Whopper and green poop as a Halloween couple's costume, which is now easier than ever.
For those blissfully unaware, Burger King is offering a special Halloween whopper featuring a black bun for the month of October, and it turns your poop bright green for some horrifying reason.
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The monsters at HalloweenCostumes.com have done what no one asked for and turned it into a costume.
You can go as sexy green poop solo if you want to turn heads.
It also makes a great couples costume for couples who are clearly way too comfortable with each other and should probably break up.
But wait! There's a third and somehow worse option. Bring along the Burger King himself as a creepy third wheel.
Now take a second to determine if you can even remember what it's like to feel joy.