Read the following sentences in a deep, dramatic voice for full effect:
"Premiering Tuesday night on Lifetime: A family torn apart by illness, infidelity and a high school drop-out in baggy pants. Can they come back together over breakfast or will one man's fried chicken tear them apart? Watch to find out, bitch."
That's right, blue meth fans, Breaking Bad has been recut as a Lifetime movie TV drama. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder what 1980s sitcom star will pop up in a supporting role.
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