Worried you might be heartless? There's now a simple test to find out: If you download and use BreakupText -- the new iOS app for the truly, deeply lazy -- there's a good chance you're frozen inside.
According to the app's iTunes page:
Breaking up with someone? There's an app for that. BreakupText makes it easier than ever to end things with your significant other. No more awkward conversations or phone calls. With BreakupText, you can end your relationship in just a few taps.
Not shown: terms and conditions that preclude all whining and bitching about "nice guys" and the ever-present "friend zone."
Once you ask the app to "Begin the End" (which is not ominous sounding at all), you must tell it whether you're breaking up with a serious or casual partner; if the reason is a loss in interest, finding someone else or death by bear attack; and finally, whether or not you have a soul.
On the off-chance you actually are eaten by a bear, at least you now have a fast way to get the word out?