A British rail worker just answered all your burning questions about train travel

 By 
Sam Haysom
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LONDON -- British transport officials often get a tough time of it. Us Brits tend to be a fairly grouchy bunch at the best of times, and we're definitely not at our friendliest when we're crammed nose-to-armpit on a crowded rush hour train during the morning commute.

Any transport-related woes tend to get bottled up and unleashed at train companies/employees whenever there's a delay or a strike, and this puts a fair amount of strain on the public's relationship with rail staff.

Enter BobTheConductor, a Reddit user on a mission to break down the occasionally frosty barriers between rail staff staff and passengers. BobTheConductor started a Reddit AMA Monday evening, introducing himself as a train conductor and writing, "I thought this might be fun and might give people a different perspective of train running/the railway in general."

The jokes started flying in early, but Bob handled them like a pro.

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He wasn't even phased by the inevitable train puns.

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Having immediately got the thread on-side, Bob started to answer questions as they poured in from all angles.

Here's what he had to say about the following rail-themed topics...

On that "Can the guard contact the driver" message.

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On sitting in first class.

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On wayward youths.

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On riding up front in the cabin.

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On the best scenic train routes.

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On unusual passengers.

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On ticket barriers and toilet stowaways.

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On not becoming a tyrant.

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Thanks Bob.

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