There are two types of people in the world: those who love the beach, and those who just don't get it.
Many want nothing more than to spend the entirety of their days sprawled out in the sand, as they craft a perfectly even tan. Others find the beach a salty, sand-infested nightmare that houses sea monsters, sunburns, and countless ways to be uncomfortable.
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The beach is a wonderful place, but it's not for everybody. Some people should probably just stay indoors and leave beach-going to the professionals.