Oprah might not see your crazy spam on her Instagram account, but comedian Brooks Wheelan does. Or at least, when we asked him to.
The former Saturday Night Live cast member, whose new stand-up album, This is cool, right? just released on iTunes, visited Mashable to read some of the more -- how do we put it -- completely insane comments Instagram users are leaving on celebrity profiles.
Between spam-heavy novels to impulsive marriage proposals, Instagram is a community that becomes hard to wade through once you become famous.
Pointing out a few special users trying to take Britney Spears out on a date and a particular someone who's very upset with Beyonce, Wheelan tries his best to teach us all how to be better citizens of the Internet.
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